how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
If I am not blogging, do not worry!
I am on vacation where there is no WiFi
Am back on the 28th of july
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
don’t sit in your pajamas and reblog posts about how you wish you could be pretty and confident, just do it. Get up early so you can do your hair and makeup all nice for school, flirt with the boys and let them come to you, say “thank you” instead of “no i’m not” when someone calls you pretty, fake that confidence until it’s real, do you understand me? Now go own that red lipstick.
TAKE THIS ADVICE GUYS ITS THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO FOR YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
only problem I have with this is that LUCY isn’t even out yet and you’re passing judgement on the film. The fact that you don’t even know the extent of how long the character is even IN Taiwan and you’re comparing it to films like The Last Samurai is just idiotic. If you were going to pic a film go with 47 Ronin which took place in Japan for the ENTIRETY of the film and for some reason Keanu Reeves is there. That is a better example.
being contacted by old friends who you thought forgot about you
some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.
this actually works wtf
I even found an explanation why it works.
Holy shit this is handy for people travelling through Europe
this is my favorite video