j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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language2go:

novakians:

A few Dutch sayings in English;

  • It rains steel pipes.
  • I fell with the door in the house.
  • There is nothing on the hand.
  • I shall let them smell a poopy.
  • I’m keeping you in the holes.
  • I don’t trust you for a meter.
  • It shall me a sausage be.
  • It’s dick black…
Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 17 hours ago
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#SORRY NOT SORRY

50eathaters:

florawrsaurus:

florawrsaurus:

Have some Fandom pumpkins and have a happy halloween!

IT’S HALLOWEEN 1ST HAVE SOME PUMPKINS

Art is amazing!

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 18 hours ago
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creepy-princess:

imnotjustanybody604:

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 20 hours ago
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jointheeggvolution:

wynesthesia:

ashleeta:

thelingerieaddict:

I cannot believe Curvy Kate’s audacity to outright steal the work of a high school student for some insipid marketing message.

Shame on you, Curvy Kate. Shame on you.

Via: The Curvy Kate Facebook Page

Original image via: Rosea Posey

SIGNAL BOOST RIP THEM A NEW ONE TUMBLR!

IT’S NOT EVEN A THING YOU SHOULD MARKET

NOT ONLY DID YOU STEAL THE GIRL’S WORK

YOU FUCKING HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY

FUCK

FUCK YOU

goddamn

THEY COMPLETELY RUINED HER MESSAGE AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I’M SO FUCKING MAD

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 20 hours ago
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aphfandoms:

DO YOU EVER REALISE HOW AMAZING IT IS TO KNOW A SECOND LANGUAGE

LIKE ANY OTHER LANGUAGE IS JUST GIBBERISH BUT SOMEHOW YOU UNDERSTAND THESE DIFFERENT WORDS AND THEY MEAN THINGS AND JUST

LANGUAGES ARE SO FREAKING FASCINATING HOW DO OUR BRAINS EVEN FUNCTION WHAT ARE LANGUAGES

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 22 hours ago
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officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 1 day ago
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and-she-was-a-child:

redcat18:

areyousuretonightsadangernight:

officialgolgothasterror:

thalassa-gramarye:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.
The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."
"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."
Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

Light blue?

Green!!

orangey-yellow….

Olive-green…? 

i just see black and white flashes. no color.

and-she-was-a-child:

redcat18:

areyousuretonightsadangernight:

officialgolgothasterror:

thalassa-gramarye:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.

The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."

"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."

Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

Light blue?

Green!!

orangey-yellow….

Olive-green…? 

i just see black and white flashes. no color.

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 1 day ago
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#seagreen

jonpertwee:

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 1 day ago
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#tru dat

dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

image

IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 1 day ago
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catsbeaversandducks:

 ”I’ll just sit here and wait for dinner, okay?”

Photos by ©Shrampton

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 1 day ago
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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

image

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quiet-knives:

PSA: because I keep seeing that shitty manipulated photo of Emma Watson on my dash. THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.  The original photo (with another from the same shoot, is from 2011 with Mariano Vivanco) are pictured above. Please don’t perpetuate this error. 

Deliberately spreading an altered image of Emma Watson which purports to show her breasts as a statement against threats of nude photo leaks is the height of hypocrisy and whoever did it should be ashamed. (x)

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 1 day ago
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benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

Posted on Sunday, October 19 2014, 1 day ago
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