kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

Posted on Tuesday, September 02 2014, 2 hours ago
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mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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Posted on Tuesday, September 02 2014, 4 hours ago
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gothiccharmschool:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.

Posted on Tuesday, September 02 2014, 4 hours ago
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#wajoooowwwwww

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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Posted on Monday, September 01 2014, 1 day ago
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rairatrio:

Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?

Posted on Monday, September 01 2014, 1 day ago
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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Posted on Sunday, August 31 2014, 2 days ago
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#wow this sounds like a burn
spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

Posted on Sunday, August 31 2014, 2 days ago
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Oh, he’s beautiful! And look, he’s your age!

Posted on Sunday, August 31 2014, 2 days ago
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slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

Posted on Sunday, August 31 2014, 2 days ago
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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 3 days ago
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leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 4 days ago
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indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 4 days ago
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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

Posted on Thursday, August 28 2014, 5 days ago
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I look like I am my little sister’s evil twin

I look like I am my little sister’s evil twin

Posted on Thursday, August 28 2014, 5 days ago
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#was waiting till dad was done skyping#saw this picture#I am like 6 or 7 on that photo#my sister actually likes the joke that I'm Elsa and she's Anna#but nah son