leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 6 hours ago
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indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 6 hours ago
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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

Posted on Thursday, August 28 2014, 19 hours ago
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I look like I am my little sister’s evil twin

I look like I am my little sister’s evil twin

Posted on Thursday, August 28 2014, 21 hours ago
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#was waiting till dad was done skyping#saw this picture#I am like 6 or 7 on that photo#my sister actually likes the joke that I'm Elsa and she's Anna#but nah son
MY NEW PHONE CASE ARRIVED 
PARTY!!!

MY NEW PHONE CASE ARRIVED
PARTY!!!

Posted on Thursday, August 28 2014, 22 hours ago
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bringmeknitting:

hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar:

The Penguins of Madagascar | November 26, 2014

oH MY GOD

Posted on Wednesday, August 27 2014, 1 day ago
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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

Posted on Tuesday, August 26 2014, 2 days ago
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If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

Posted on Monday, August 25 2014, 3 days ago
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ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

Posted on Monday, August 25 2014, 3 days ago
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cake-from-the-prairie:

cybermax:

thatpunnyguy:

gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

If you wanted to take it a step further, you could argue that water benders could take out all the fluid from someones body, turning them into a mummified husk 

and a highly skilled metal bender could control the iron in another person’s blood, kinda like what Magneto does in X-Men a lot


Keep in mind they do actually have blood bending. And iron bending as well. So yea if they made it rated R it would be really graphic.

The fire slide though XD

Posted on Monday, August 25 2014, 3 days ago
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hellsung:

kh-memes:

looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

This is the only ‘yoooo’ that’s acceptable to me

I actually was looking for this audio for a while.

Posted on Monday, August 25 2014, 3 days ago
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aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

Posted on Monday, August 25 2014, 3 days ago
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the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

Posted on Monday, August 25 2014, 3 days ago
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saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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Posted on Sunday, August 24 2014, 4 days ago
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#this is going to be my new entire SCHOOL#I only know one person#*cries forever*#we get pre-assigned seats but the breaks#she got her own squad#and I don't#I'm having panic attacks

avalooshe:

baconsloth:

prozacmorning:

punch-a-your-buns:

alskgirl:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

my obsession with this still burns

pshh boys

Posted on Sunday, August 24 2014, 4 days ago
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